I don’t care if you fancy women as long as you don’t fancy me.
This is how one woman introduced herself to me once. As I stared at her one tooth, I attempted to acclimatise to the…’oh you think I fancy everyone’. I twisted my gob smacked face into a smile and explained I don’t fancy everyone and there is a requirement to have a full set of teeth. She didn’t speak to me after that…I held back the tears.
What is your boyfriends name
That’s an unusual name for a man
It’s all good we are all human and we all can make a mistake. But this is plain awkward & humiliating, when your partner is quite clearly a she.
Who wears the trousers?
Say what now..why have people continually force others into the constraints of society. I normally continually say I don’t understand the question until the questioner breaks and is then questioning the whole point of society.. I WIN
What do you do in bed?
This is a question asked by males and females. My staple reply is I am not that bothered about what happens in your bed so why do you care about mine?
I can turn you straight
Really, really I am going out with the hottest woman in the world so why would I want to be straight and also be turned straight by a person that I am not attracted to!
When did you find out you were a lesbian?
When did you find out you were straight? Usually gives a stunned silence.
I really don’t mind people asking me questions about my lifestyle but when these questions are wrapped up in homophobia..it’s not cool!